so i have the best boy in the entire world ever because he got me a badass batman blanket. seriously, how did i ever get so lucky? i look like such a dork here, but i don’t care because i’m so excited about it. it’s the little things <3
Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.
i thought eyelashes were meant to keep shit out of your eye but half the time theres anything in my eye its a fucking eyelash
I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEECKING BALL
ignore the image on the left? but i’m thinking of doing a day of the dead costume for halloween this year….
“You’re the worst friend ever” in a monotone voice
I’m very happy
"I will rip your fucking throat out"
90% of my problems would be solved if i stopped over-thinking and being anxious about everything & calmed the fuck down
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