I’ve never laughed harder in my life
The end where he’s just like Jesus and walks away lolll
BECCA! I can’t tell which one is you and which one is me freshman year.
OBVIOUSLY I’M THE ONE CONDUCTING THE TEST. this is just their version of us wrestling in the hallway.
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
He forgot the forty two cents though
did you mean
or did you mean
where the fuck did you find that??
why i love tumblr, reason #69: this post
all of the yes
thor-gi, always and forever.
love her tattoos!
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